I'm no theologian. I don't know who or what God is. All I know is he's more powerful than Mom and Dad put together.

Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.

Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.

A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.

Is your remarkably sexist drivel intentional, or just some horrible mistake?

Everybody sort of questioned why we get married on New Year's Day, and of course, the avid sports fans wouldn't come, because they had to watch the Rose Bowl or whatever that is on that day.