Now friendships depend on and are subject to the Facebook's privacy policy

The un follow button on facebook is heavenly! We can still be frieds & i don av 2 put up with your crap!!

In this life you've got a pal that is closer than any other friend,nor sibling you can ever think of & her name is facebook.

In times of depression,the facebook tonic suppresses all our depressions.

Facebook succeeds at making some feel faceless.

Facebook is the best friend you can ever have in life,for she adequately meets all your friendly needs.