Nothing that actually occurs is of the smallest importance

It is always the unreadable that occurs.

In matters of grave importance, style, not sincerity, is the vital thing.

My dear fellow, the way you flirt with Gwendolen is perfectly disgraceful. It is almost as disgraceful as the way Gwendolen flirts with you.

Nothing is so aggravating than calmness.

I love to talk about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about.