I love to talk about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about.

Oh! I killed Bunbury this afternoon... I mean poor Bunbury died this afternoon.
What did he die of?
Bunbury? Oh, he was exploded!

Pray don't talk to me about the weather, Mr. Worthing. Whenever people talk to me about the weather, I always feel quite certain that they mean something else. And that makes me quite nervous.

When people talk to me about the weather, I always feel they mean something else.

Nothing is so aggravating than calmness.

What nonsense people talk about happy marriages! A man can be happy with any woman so long as he doesn't love her