Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

Some people should come with a *brains not included* sticker

Anyone afraid of what he thinks television does to the world is probably just afraid of the world.

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.