Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.

An extravagance is anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife.

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.