An extravagance is anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife.

He that spends a Groat a day idly, spends idly above 6 l. a year, which is the Price of using 100 l.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.