Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you’re kind, amazing things will happen.

When all else fails there's always delusion.

The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction and true originality.

CBS news anchor Dan Rather has interviewed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. When asked what it was like to talk to a crazy man, Saddam said, 'It's not so bad.'

People should say 'no comment' more often. No comment! I love no comment. Let's have more no comment.

In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union.