Nobody cares if you're miserable so you might as well be happy.

If it weren't for women, men would still be wearing last week's socks.

The secret to a happy marriage is to tell your spouse everything, but the essentials.

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.

Texans are proof that the world was populated by aliens

Life! Can't live with it, can't live without it.