No, sir, I'm not saying that charming, witty and warm copy won't sell. I'm just saying I've seen thousands of charming, witty campaigns that didn't sell.

Advertising is, actually, a simple phenomenon in terms of economics. It is merely a substitute for a personal sales force - an extension, if you will, of the merchant who cries aloud his wares.

My brother is my prince. He listens to every word, to every comma after every word, that you are saying.

Wer nicht lächeln kann, soll kein Geschäft aufmachen. >

They are always saying God loves us. If that's love I'd rather have a bit of kindness.

People were saying that David Geffen and I had gotten married and it just blew me away. Not that they thought I was gay, but that they thought I could land a guy that hot.