No one likes to see a government folder with his name on it.

Friends don’t spy; true friendship is about privacy, too.

Either a municipal bog is a private place or it isn't. If it is a private place in which to shit, how is it not a private place in which to fellate?

I don't want to write an autobiography because I would become public property with no privacy left.

I love crime, I love mysteries, and I love ghosts.

The devil's voice is sweet to hear.