No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.

If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.

Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles.

If I may I would like to recite the Pledge of Allegiance and give you a definition for each word.
I: me, an individual, a committee of one.
Pledge: dedicate all of my worldly goods to give without self-pity.
Allegiance: my love and my devotion.
To the Flag: our standard, Old Glory, a symbol of freedom. Wherever she waves, there is respect because your loyalty has given her a dignity that shouts freedom is everybodys job.
Of the United: that means that we have all come together.
States: individual communities that have united into 48 great states, 48 individual communities with pride and dignity and purpose, all divided with imaginary boundaries, yet united to a common purpose, and thats love for country.
Of America. And to the Republic: a state in which sovereign power is invested in representatives chosen by the people to govern. And government is the people and its from the people to the leaders, not from the leaders to the people.
For which it stands. One nation: meaning, so blessed by God.
Indivisible: incapable of being divided.
With liberty: which is freedom and the right of power to live ones own life without threats or fear or some sort of retaliation.
And justice: The principle or quality of dealing fairly with others.
For all: which means its as much your country as it is mine.