No man is really successful until his mother-in-law admits it.

No man really knows how to live if he did, he would never die.

Many people said that ‘To be successful in life, you have to climb the ladder of success,’ but no bastard told me from where to buy that ladder?”

A bridegroom is a man who spends a lot of money on a new suit that nobody notices.

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.

When a man doesn’t go straight home, his wife’s remarks do.