New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.

He's not anyone I've played before,

Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.

I've decided the secret of parenting is benevolent neglect.

I really feel sorry for kids who aren't interested in history - recent history, either, because it is this that made us what we are.

Those women with collagen lips just look like frogs - 'muffin mouths,' I call them. There's not a line on their brows, and all the emotion gone from their faces, like all those actresses in 'Desperate Housewives.'