Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.

New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.

He's not anyone I've played before,

A lot of people, for reasons I can't understand, are puzzled to learn I drive. In fact I have been driven since I was 18 and have never had an accident or been clamped.

I say things other people wish they could say. I don't pick on people - I empower them.

People only watch my shows for me, and those shows have remained evergreen long after the guests are forgotten.