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Related Only 24 percent of men and 39 percent of women say they always wash their hands after coughing or sn... BRIAN SANSONI Dr. Lee wanted to be a 100 percent certain that nothing could change. It was 99.9 percent, but she w... TONY RASMUS VACHEL LINDSAY I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES As of now it has been analyzed and estimated that our Sun’s mass consists of around 99.9% of the t... THOMAS VAZHAKUNNATHU There are always germs, and you're never going to get rid of all of them. CHERYL MENDELSON Bill Maher is one of today's most insightful comedic minds who has, through his comedy, influenced p... BARRY GORDON Solar is but a tiny, tiny, tiny part of their business. They make 99.9 percent of their money in the... LYLE BRINKER What we do is quite different from 99.9 percent of Wall Street. DAVID WINTERS VICTOR SERGE ARTHUR BLOCH ARTHUR BLOCH I am a writer who has a policy to allocate 90 percent of my time for research and the remaining 10 p... ANDREA HIRATA KELLY ROWLAND JARED DIAMOND Amazon Fishbowl with Bill Maher has a simple, yet powerful missionto help our customers discover n... KATHY SAVITT LOU HOLTZ LOU HOLTZ Professional humorists and cartoonists have to go through a stage in which they have to kill their o... ROBERT MANKOFF With a portfolio this size, you just do the fringe things, no biotech or emerging markets, ... This ... LARRY JOHNSON JARED DIAMOND COLIN POWELL If 8 percent of our population's got Chlamydia and we treat them, then it's going to go to zero. If ... KRIS ARMSTRONG Kissing may not spread germs, but they certainly lower resistance LOUISE ERICKSON Beyond the cultural differences that must be bridged in any international effort, combined with fact... HOWARD MARKEL Frowning, she warmed up the scone she’d saved for Callum. “I could get a pop-up camper to pull b... KATIE RUGGLE It's the advantage of the virus to spread, and you can only spread when you infect people and th... ANTHONY FAUCI WILLIAM T. VOLLMANN ANATOLE FRANCE RAY BRADBURY SUSAN SONTAG If you want a rule of thumb, 40 percent of the cost of putting in a new application is integrating i... STEPHEN KAMMAN When they grow up their whole life, they're bigger than other kids. So when they go 100 percent at a... JEFF WEACHTER America’s princely class perpetuates itself in many ways, including setting it up so that 0.1% of ... KEN O. ELDIB We believe you will not have to pay more than the current rate structure proposes - which is, for 50... GRAY DAVIS LOU HOLTZ MARGARET ATWOOD I would say that 75 percent to 80 percent of the clients I work with choose the wrong place for thei... JULIE MORGENSTERN What they decided to do was tell judges to do whatever you want as long as you make the sentences hi... JEFFREY GAMSO The question is how can they make their product appealing to the cable and satellite operators. So i... BEN BAJARIN With the state divided 40 percent Democrat, 40 percent Republican and 20 percent in the middle, yes,... ALEX SINK We're 99.9 percent sure the judge is going to grant deferral. He is very satisfied with our case. MATTHEW ARCHAMBEAULT 99 percent of all statistics only tell 49 percent of the story. RON DELEGGE II RAYMOND CHANDLER Fortunately, I have a lot of them in class, so I get to know a lot of their personality types. Golf ... JASON YUSTEN ARAVIND ADIGA We concentrated specifically on Richmond for only about 40 percent of that test. The remaining 60 pe... STEVE LETARTE The odds are that they were killer bees because 99.9 percent of them up here are. That's not as dang... TOM KELLEHER I think the companies are indicating a willingness to give strong wage increases. If they can cut fi... DAVID BRADLEY All we are saying is that people should not eat chickens that show signs of disease. We advise that ... SHEHU BAWA Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction PIERRE PACHET I think 50 percent of their goals go through him, so you have to do everything you can to try to shu... JAY PANDOLFO ABHIJIT NASKAR ROBERT A. HEINLEIN ROBERT A. HEINLEIN So we tell them that if they have to wiggle, go ahead and wiggle. CHRISTINE RICHERS When one of us (children) caught measles or whooping cough and we were isolated in bad upstairs, we ... EUDORA WELTY The art of doing mathematics consists in finding that special case which contains all the germs of g... DAVID HILBERT Anyone who has followed the U.S. economy in recent years can tell you while corporate America and th... JAMES P. HOFFA Consumption and unemployment data disappointed the market. The CPI increase of 0.1 percent is nothin... JOACHIM SCHUETZ DADA BHAGWAN The deaf people there with balloons, holding them up and feeling the vibrations of the balloons to t... JACK BOULWARE Even if 99 percent of international air were stopped, every country would in all probability still b... BEN COOPER It's good Netiquette to sanitize mobile devices, smartphones & tablets. They carry a lot of germ... DAVID CHILES KURT VONNEGUT I tell them that drugs can kill, and they do kill. If I save just one person, it's worth it. JACKIE HYDEN One-newspaper towns are not good because all the surviving newspaper does is print money. They make ... PAT OLIPHANT C.S. LEWIS LAURIE HALSE ANDERSON LEWIS CARROLL The word antimicrobrial is a sales feature in soaps, skin lotions, cleaning supplies, food perspecti... B. BRETT FINLAY I think if I weren't so squeamish, I would have been some sort of forensic analyst. And I can... OCTAVIA SPENCER SAM KEAN If they go out there and do their work and appeal to the American people, 15 percent is reachable. T... FRANK FAHRENKOPF This clearly shows they do not need public help. In this day and age, 21 percent is a phenomenal rat... DANN DOBSON All we're looking to is Tuesday. I kind of had to come down on the girls hard today. They weren't gi... KAREN CURRAN We start at a market somewhere in Guangdong Province in China. And it's packed with cages, and you'l... WILLIAM KARESH 'Amazon Fishbowl with Bill Maher' has a simple, yet powerful mission -- to help our customers discov... KATHY SAVITT He stayed very composed but that's just part of being a champion. But with that being the last match... BOB VEITCH NEAL STEPHENSON CHARLOTTE BRONTë They just need to be able to recover so they can go back and do what the Lord has entrusted them to ... OSCAR GOODMAN ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH The government constitute ninety percent of the reason why poverty is on the increase. Some said I h... MATTHIAS PANTALEON All these guys think they can shoot a 72. If they were capable of hitting 90 percent of their shots,... GLEN EWING TIM ARMSTRONG Not all eagles can be trained, but those who take to life with a master display intense loyalty. Alt... STEPHEN KINZER A crook and crafty rules the place where the majority of the population is either hypocrites or fool... ANUJ SOMANY In 2005, we executed a dynamic drilling program, posted a 16.2 percent daily production increase, ac... MARK G. PAPA When men do all the outside work, they contribute on average about 10 percent of housework. But as t... GEORGE AKERLOF ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH But (germs) can live easier on your hand, which may be moist. KARA STURDEVANT A few germs never hurt anyone. DHARM BABU Their plan is to return the entire world - not just the Middle East - to the days of the caliphate a... DAVID HACKWORTH We didn't want to stick them with brand-newborn babies in shelters with thousands of people. There's... CHERI JOHNSON I think the better bet is that we went into a geographical area that has a variant of these germs, t... EDWARD HYMAN To have the cognitive abilities to do research and development is vital to a forever expanding world... GARY F EVANS... They say 50 to 52 percent of the adult population is not affiliated with a synagogue, but, at the sa... ALAN EDELMAN Of all the agencies we supply to. Seventy percent of them are faith-based organizations, and 50 perc... JAN PRUITT I spent ninety percent of my money on wine, women and song and just wasted the other ten percent. RONNIE HAWKINS
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They tried to get me - I got them first!
(suicide by drinking Lysol). 
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