Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer

Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.

The groom always smiles proudly because he's convinced he's accomplished something quite wonderful. The bride smiles because she's been able to convince him of it.

A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did.

There is nothing so well known as that we should not expect something for nothing - but we all do and call it Hope.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.