A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did.

No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast

A woman does not spend all her time in buying things; she spends part of it in taking them back

Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising

If a woman doesn't chase a man a little, she doesn't love him.