Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

How many people here will make Heaven? Raise my hand.

All those who believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand.

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.