All those who believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.

I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!

How many people here will make Heaven? Raise my hand.

You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor.