Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

It is the fool who thinks he cannot be fooled.

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.