Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.

Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection!