My wit is only as stupid as the audience.

It's an easy guess, why some get famous over night and not during the day.

If you can't be yours while being mine, maybe you aren't as yours as you'd like to convince yourself that you are.

I'm not trying to put you down, but even if I did, you'd have nowhere to go.

Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile.

The only thing that keeps me going, is the desire to get away as far as possible.