I'm not trying to put you down, but even if I did, you'd have nowhere to go.

I like you. Therefore I will decorate you with qualities you don't have.

People relate giving to reciprocity. They expect things to be expressed in a way they can understand, which is usually their own.

If you can't be yours while being mine, maybe you aren't as yours as you'd like to convince yourself that you are.

Only a woman is capable of stalking someone, just so she could have the pleasure of ignoring him.

My wit is only as stupid as the audience.