My wife asked me what numbers to play at the lottery. I told her 'the winning ones!'

I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.

When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does.

One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!

My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station.

If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.