Bill Hader
Related PETER DINKLAGE Every now and then we get someone who thinks, 'I got to go up onstage and act out my story,' but it'... LYNETTE BULLARD WILLIE NELSON FREDDIE MERCURY These concert productions are a good opportunity for me to get onstage every once in a while without... CHRIS ALLEMAN Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year. My solo music - I get up onstage, I improvise and it's my improvisation. When I get up onstage w... JOHN ZORN June and John were the folks who invited Santa and Mrs. Claus to the concert. DORA MURRAY HERBERT HOOVER I'm not good at interacting with people and am terrified to get onstage, so I just go up there, ... AUTRE NE VEUT EMINEM HENRY ROLLINS I love theater. To have the people onstage right there, to be working in concert with other artists,... PHYLICIA RASHAD If I ever go onstage at the Oscars, you can guarantee I'll be wearing my motorcycle boots. DEAN WINTERS ALFRED E. SMITH Nobody shoots at Santa Claus. ALFRED SMITH I am very active, ... I like to ride horses. I golf. I perform onstage. I am a madman onstage. CLAY WALKER One day at the Standard Theater in Philadelphia, I looked onstage and I thought, 'They're having fun... FAYARD NICHOLAS I had this grand idea that Elvira's kind of the Santa Claus of Halloween - at the malls, you'... CASSANDRA PETERSON KAREN ARMSTRONG RONALD KESSLER As far as being onstage, commanding presence, I've always looked up to people like Axl Rose and ... ANDY BIERSACK I always feel the most validated and confident being around people that I find funny - having Fred A... CECILY STRONG I like to play Santa Claus for people; I like to cheer people up. DELBERT TEILLE I think we enjoy going up onstage in front of people who can identify with us and we can identify wi... HELEN KEANEY I do this thing at every party: I go to a party, I stand around for, like, 45 minutes, and then I tu... IKE BARINHOLTZ My onstage persona really is a persona, you know, and really the moment I step onstage, it kind of k... KAREN O Express mail is always available, and we deliver on Christmas Day. The carriers dress up like Santa ... BRENDA RYANS BRANDON SANDERSON When I finally decided that my only hope was to go to college, I took an acting class, and once I wa... ERNIE HUDSON I like that particular kind of attention. People don't know what it's like standing up there onstage... DAVE CHAPPELLE LEMONY SNICKET I do secret stand-up shows around New York. I announce and tweet this to nobody - I get onstage and ... QUESTLOVE VICTOR BORGE I walked onstage in a play at prep school, and with childish naivete, told myself, 'Wow, I'm... EFREM ZIMBALIST, JR. We're like their Santa Claus. It's kind of special and we make them feel normal. ENRIQUE GARCIA The only thing I remember going up onstage was my feet started sweating. I'm a runner. And my feet s... FELICITY HUFFMAN VICTOR BORGE TOM HANKS Just like Santa Claus, a farmer works all year on a commodity, and at the end of the year he gives i... RONALD DAWSON GAVIN DEGRAW I'm more of a seafood guy. If they had a Lobster Bowl I might be looking like Santa Claus. JONATHAN SCOTT KATHERINE MCNAMARA HARLAND WILLIAMS But (comedy) is my job, so I have to be able to do it no matter what, ... Sometimes when you don't f... JASON STUART DOLLY PARTON We all know a Christmas NUT who believes in Santa Claus, his flying Rain Deer and the slave Elf work... SHANE J VAN DER VELDE Being in a recording studio is a very different feel from performing onstage. I mean, obviously, you... MEGAN HILTY It's better now anyway. With keyboards onstage we had turned into this '60s garage thing, and that's... TODD YOUTH It's so funny: at 'SNL,' Bill Hader always kind of treated me like his little sister and... VANESSA BAYER I've done sexual stuff before - onstage, which is even more emotionally difficult. With a TV cre... RANDY HARRISON I was eight when independence happened. I remember my mum and dad getting dressed up to go to the in... PETINA GAPPAH She got dressed at the side of the pool, schooled her limp into a rolling gait and headed for the ha... SALLY COURTNIX Later that day I went back to the old turf-house door and drew back the ivy. There between the stone... ALICE TAYLOR BONNIE RAITT AMY POEHLER After Santa Barbara, everyone knew that we had to come out with a different level of intensity and a... KYLE BRUCCULERI It took me a good eight to ten years to really formulate what I was doing onstage and start to get r... SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO ETTA JAMES CHRIS EVANS It's a lot more violent (onstage now).I think we had to learn to become comfortable with some of the... PHILLIP MYRICKS There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is... BOB PHILLIPS JON STEWART ROBIN WRIGHT ZOSIA MAMET BRITTANY HOWARD TIMOTHY LEARY TIMOTHY LEARY History is like Santa Claus: a language construction. We have some registers about the existence of ... ALVARO ENRIGUE W. C. FIELDS It was very important to me, because I learned how to play onstage at an early age. ALEXANDRE BOUZLOV HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN BRIE LARSON CHELSEA CLINTON MELISSA ETHERIDGE MELISSA ETHERIDGE I was onstage singing with Luke Bryan, and he started singing a song that we hadn't rehearsed. B... BRETT ELDREDGE We don't have bombs exploding onstage and fireworks going off, ... We simply come out and we try to ... FRANKIE BEVERLY Some people love being onstage and really open up, and I'm sort of the opposite of that. I don&#... DAN AUERBACH I moved away once because my wife went to Oklahoma. I moved to Oklahoma twice and at that time my wi... JEFF CARTY I'm very self conscious in a bikini, and I would never get my tummy out onstage. MOLLIE KING I'm my own most merciless critic onstage. KEITH JARRETT My wife works at Lincoln and had to go back to work, so they bring by a couple meals at a time. RON HIRST BEVERLY SILLS JOHN MILTON AVRIL LAVIGNE I got into the cab at the hotel to go to dinner with my wife (Kim) and sister (Terry) last night, ..... BRUCE BOCHY ZOE FORWARD These issues should not be resolved with a Santa Claus yarmulke. SHEILA GORDON RITA ORA It was definitely nerves. I started thinking about my lyrics way, way, way too much when I got onsta... MELISSA MCGHEE JOHN MADDEN AZZEDINE ALAIA I was singing in a mall, and I picked a girl to come up onstage with me. As I was grabbing her hand,... AARON CARTER I'm not trying to sell sex. I just don't like wearing a lot of clothes onstage. SHEILA ESCOVEDO My wife Juliana and I first saw Eurovision while on our honeymoon in Greece in 2006, and we were ama... SEAMUS DEVER TIMOTHY LEARY BECKY G AARON KOBLIN He was a group supervisor and I was teaching in the hall. There it is, Cat and Bill, they met at the... CATALINA NOCON
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I was once part of a Christmas cabaret. I sang 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.' I tap-danc... 
The first time I got onstage was when I was about 5 years old. It was at a church social, and I had ... 
I have fun with my clothes onstage; it's not a concert you're seeing, it's a fashion sho... 
A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus. 
Some asshole kept throwing oranges and other fruit at me while I was onstage. Fucker had an arm like... 
I wasn't playing the music, the music was playing me... and once that went away, and I had the f... 
Nobody shoots at Santa Claus. 
We have domesticated God's transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we ... 
My mother, Minuetta Kessler, was a concert pianist and composer who performed at Carnegie Hall and T... 
It had been like discovering that Santa Claus was secretly a Nazi. 
The real Santa Claus is at the mall. 
Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year 
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. 
When I was 21 years old, I had a job playing Santa Claus in a shopping centre in Sacramento. I was r... 
I like to do the splits onstage. 
I remember walking onstage in the first performance, and something hit me like a brick wall, and I j... 
I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitchi... 
No matter what, I always make it home for Christmas. I love to go to my Tennessee Mountain Home and ... 
Sometimes I'm more true when I'm up onstage than I'm able to be in my regular life. It's not as exci... 
It is completely improvised. We have had no meetings backstage, we have not written anything, and ev... 
But even so, I still get nervous before I go onstage. 
I was dumped at my senior prom - I was 18 and in love. We danced all night, then she got back togeth... 
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. 
I think the inception of my interest in arts was when I was around 9 or 10 and I started dancing. I ... 
My mom was onstage when she was pregnant with me. 
I probably bring four dresses on the road and rotate those. I always wear something light when I go ... 
We are dealing with the best-educated generation in history. But they've got a brain dressed up wit... 
We are dealing with the best-educated generation in history. But they've got a brain dressed up with... 
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We sta... 
God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat 
My parents called me the WB frog. Because when I was onstage, I would do this whole song and dance, ... 
The first sort of big present I remember getting from Santa Claus was quite a small telescope that I... 
To be completely stripped bare of any image power or my hair, ... To step onstage and get the respon... 
To be completely stripped bare of any image power or my hair. To step onstage and get the response t... 
It was a large voice, and she was a little girl. You know, we were Mutt and Jeff onstage. 
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Well, a lot of people don't know this about me, but I'm actually shy around people I don'... 
So, you're the Santa Claus of the magic world with a naughty and nice list? 
A steamer is like an inhaler, so you can inhale this oil or frankincense or eucalyptus. Before I go ... 
I don't care if Santa Claus is the coach as long as we win. 
A woman is like an actress: she's always onstage. 
I feel like a little beast when I'm onstage, and I feel like my fans have that little beast insi... 
I studied at UC Santa Cruz before going on to do a grad program at UCLA. Santa Cruz was like an awes... 
I remember being unbelievable bummed when 'Freaks and Geeks' was canceled. 
Voices are a good way to get in and out of things. James Carville constantly calls my wife to say I&... 
I've never met Charlie Sheen. 
Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you kno... 
No one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is never really addressed very much between fri... 
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs. 
Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems. 
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that... 
Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell. 
Keep your word. Honor commitments, and they will double back to honor you. 
Historically, privacy was almost implicit, because it was hard to find and gather information. But i... 
Go empower yourself. You need confidence because the one thing that bullying does is it belittles yo... 
I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted - stay up all night or e... 
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing. 
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what&... 
When I say, I don't care what white people think, I mean that. 
Anytime I get down to Miami, it's a wonderful thing. 
If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you'... 
I was in NYC during 9/11; it happened on a Tuesday, I was on stage Thursday. It was a small crowd, b... 
A buddy will keep you honest and add a dimension of fun to your workout. 
One of my gripes about movies is that people take them so seriously, and the moneymaking aspects are... 
I bugged my mom and dad to 'get me inside the television set' when I was about four years ol... 
I have an addiction to caffeine. 
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