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Life likes jokes; life is constantly making jokes, even at the most inopportune moments.
ELIZABETH MCCRACKEN My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and th...
TIM HEIDECKER Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic.
BARBET SCHROEDER My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.
CARROT TOP In my deepest parts of sadness, I'm always making a joke or being sarcastic.
LEA THOMPSON Emily is one of the most competitive people I have ever coached. She?s a very intense and determined...
BILL MANDIGO I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I like to play jokes on ...
ASHLEY BENSON I had a very active imagination as a kid, and I was constantly performing, whether I was making mone...
LAURA BELL BUNDY I just want to thank Lori. Our whole family revolves around my dad. Now that he's well, my whole fam...
CHRISTINE ECKSTEIN The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance, his whole attitude, a...
JACK DEE I couldn’t see her, obviously, but I knew exactly what she was doing. She’d sunk into the neares...
JUS ACCARDO, TREMBLE My father was a very unhappy person, very sarcastic, and my mother was very nervous and worried abou...
PAULA DANZIGER This is for my grandfather and my parents and for the whole family. I'm so honored to be part of thi...
JOSH HUMLIE 'Emily Rose' was based on a real story, and the real girl died, and there were surviving mem...
SCOTT DERRICKSON Emily and Sarah were very outstanding. Elena also did quite well.
ROY COATES The whole town is like family, so it's very much a personal issue.
PEYTON MANNING I constantly worry about my family and my kids. 'Are they O.K., what are they doing right now?&#...
DWIGHT HENRY I think he's got a great attitude. He's very much like me in that he's sarcastic. Some sarcastic peo...
RYAN NEWMAN Christopher jokes that if we ever have twins, we'd have to name them Dennis and Emily. But I have a ...
BARRY MURPHY A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.
JIMMY CARR The United Nations did a study just over two years ago, and that blew my mind. I started thinking th...
EMILY DESCHANEL I really like being pregnant. Not that there aren't things I don't love, but when I think ab...
EMILY DESCHANEL I've been vegan for 15 years, and it turns out it makes a very big impact on the environment to ...
EMILY DESCHANEL I'm definitely a people person. I love socializing and being around people and having a good con...
EMILY DESCHANEL I have a treadmill, and I work out with my trainer, Julie Diamond, as often as possible. She's s...
EMILY DESCHANEL I was a hostess in a restaurant in New York when I was 21, and I was too good of an employee. I was ...
EMILY DESCHANEL It makes a big difference to recycle. It makes a big difference to use recycled products. It makes a...
EMILY DESCHANEL Everything I know about makeup, I've learned from my sister.
EMILY DESCHANEL For me, it always has to be about health. That's why I'm a vegan. Well, I don't even do ...
EMILY DESCHANEL I think it's important to remember that to exercise you don't have to run a sprint.
EMILY DESCHANEL I've been a vegan for about 15 years.
EMILY DESCHANEL My mom breastfed me for more than a year, and I can't imagine doing it any other way. It's c...
EMILY DESCHANEL He's always making jokes in meeting rooms and jokes on the field. Sometimes, he even talks to me whe...
ALAN BRANCH Emily is very capable but must remain focused, ... She knows her angles, and makes good stops and cl...
CASEY SILVER My whole family could sing. My family harmonized without any instruments to accompany them.
ETHEL WATERS If you keep making jokes like that, somebody is going to shoot you, father.
MARY TODD LINCOLN I am constantly holding him and the whole ordeal makes my bond with him so much stronger.
CODY COLVIN The family making this claim were constantly taking pictures of me. And I politely asked them to sto...
DREW BARRYMORE My whole family is really close. I'm lucky for that.
LANDON LIBOIRON My whole family went into a tailspin.
KATE CURRAN Emily trains very hard, and her hard work should really pay off this season.
ED BOBAL My family is more a sports family, and I figure skated for a very long time, so movement and how I r...
UZO ADUBA If Christians are now constantly feeling under seige, they should blame it on science and technology...
APURVA GAGLANI Emily has looked very good for us early in the season.
DAVE FEDERICO Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive
STELLA BENSON Honestly, I like someone who is really grounded, super sweet, honest. I need them to have a sense of...
CASPER SMART If I could play the ukulele like Zooey Deschanel, I would find my own personal M. Ward, and we would...
ANNA KENDRICK My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
JAY LONDON They stayed by my side the whole time-my teammates, family and all the fans.
WILLIAM GREEN The sisters' voices were almost identical, laughing mezzos tuned in childhood to the same pitch and ...
ALLEGRA GOODMAN You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.
DYLAN MORAN I do think advancement benefits my family as whole.
ADAM COHEN I was raised a Southern Baptist, and my whole family were Christians. However, my Dad was really int...
CRAIG BREWER I just wish my girls could get a little bit more excited about winning. They are very routine. She (...
JENNY WEINANDY The whole platform is progressing very rapidly. I think we're making good progress in our core marke...
DAVID PATRICK The last thing I want my robot to be is sarcastic. I want them to be pragmatic and reliable - just l...
SEBASTIAN THRUN Leaving my hometown and my family was very hard.
CAMILLE MOUTE Voodoo is a very interesting religion for the whole family, even those members of it who are dead.
TERRY PRATCHETT My whole thing, my priority, is my family, my kids, and my wife. That's my future. I don't r...
AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my pers...
RITA RUDNER I'm kind of sarcastic. Not cynical but sarcastic.
GAL GADOT My family is still very Southern Baptist, and they're religious.
MISSI PYLE I love spending time with my dog, my niece and my family. I'm very family-oriented.
LIL' KIM I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
MARILYN MONROE A woman, generally speaking, likes to hear the dirty jokes and loves to listen to plenty of talks ag...
ANUJ SOMANY My whole family competes, and every dog, regardless of age, sex or breed, is important. And the dogs...
MARNEY BOATWRIGHT Jokes are very curious things psychologically.
JAMES CALLIS I'm a sarcastic person, and people don't get my humor sometimes.
SARAH HYLAND One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
A.A. (ALAN ALEXANDRA) MILNE One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
A. A. MILNE It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.
RICK RIORDAN When I was a kid, I would make these incredibly bloody movies in my back yard. I was constantly maki...
FRAN KRANZ In my own spiritual journey, I became a swami on the Hindu path of Bhakti. In the Hindu tradition, a...
RADHANATH SWAMI I have a little tiny Emily Dickinson so big that I carry in my pocket everywhere. And you just read ...
MAURICE SENDAK I was a big disco-dancing child really. My friend and I were constantly making up routines and fling...
KATE BECKINSALE The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERS I have absolutely no rituals or routines other than I work obsessively and think constantly about my...
NICK HANAUER All my life, my immediate response to emotional pain has been to make jokes. Lots of jokes.
KAREN SALMANSOHN For me, Venezuela is very important, not just because it's a place I go to conduct, but because ...
GUSTAVO DUDAMEL I like to make jokes; I consider myself a funny person. I just think making jokes about people who a...
MARIA SHRIVER There are a lot of funny people in my family. Absolutely. There were a lot of jokes growing up aroun...
NATE CORDDRY Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
STELLA BENSON Delayed gratification is making a choice, constantly convincing yourself to hold back and pursuing i...
SUNDAY ADELAJA I now have two different audiences. There's the one that has been watching my action films for 2...
JACKIE CHAN My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, w...
EMO PHILIPS My favorite Oscar story was a year my brother had been nominated, my whole family went.
BEAU BRIDGES From the corner of my eye, I watched Kale fish in his jacket pocket and pull out a cell. Somewhere o...
JUAS ACCARDO, TREMBLE My father's a firefighter. He was my whole life. And my brother-in-law and several family member...
BRAD PAISLEY My English is closer to the literary English, and I'm not very familiar with jokes in English or...
J. M. G. LE CLEZIO When you are on a team you feel like family, but they are real family and you get to see them argue ...
ERIN HIGGINS My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' head...
EMO PHILIPS My family was very musical. My brother is an opera singer; my parents both sang.
BLYTHE DANNER I loved doing 'The Family' with Eunice and Mama. They were very interesting because there we...
CAROL BURNETT My earliest memory is making peach cobbler with my grandmother. A wonderful memory. I grew up in a r...
RICK BAYLESS Some readers may be disturbed that I wrote 'The Secret Life of Emily Dickinson' in Emily'...
JEROME CHARYN One thing that we decided very early in the relationship is that when he goes, we all go - the whole...
CAMILA ALVES My father is Jaime Rodriguez from San Antonio, Texas, and I've got one whole half of my family t...
JAMES RODAY I have to visualise my jokes, live my jokes, feel the audience because every audience is different. ...
RITA RUDNER I'm very close with my family, so my mom is part of my entourage.
KID CUDI I was always really smart in school. My whole family is smart. We have 'Jeopardy' challenges...
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