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I think it's great training for any comedian to start on cows. Because with cows, you expect the...
KRISTEN SCHAAL Animals in general have sparked a weird depression in me, because as much as I tried, I couldn't...
KRISTEN SCHAAL I think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, mak...
KRISTEN SCHAAL Bad improv happens with people who are inexperienced with each other and don't know the craft th...
KRISTEN SCHAAL I probably shouldn't say this about all animals, but at least the farm animals that I've hun...
KRISTEN SCHAAL In high school, I was doing a skit for forensics and people started laughing, more than I was prepar...
KRISTEN SCHAAL Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.
KRISTEN SCHAAL I loved 'Burning Love,' and I really do love almost everything Paul Scheer touches.
KRISTEN SCHAAL

With improv, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny.
KRISTEN WIIG

There's something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh.
KRISTEN WIIG

She stared into his eyes and announced, “A good-bye kiss.”
It was at that Raid stopped dead...
KRISTEN ASHLEY

I'm like, bursting. I should be working. I don't want to take a break. It's funny, on se...
KRISTEN STEWART

I’d thought about the stuff we’d already done. None of it was dirty, exactly, but a lot of it wa...
KRISTEN ASHLEY

Maybe the future is like rowing for shore. Your only choice is to try or give up.
KRISTEN CHANDLER

Men understand direct communication. It's bitches who speak in code.
KRISTEN ASHLEY

I don't consider myself a goody-goody, but I like to be perceived as classy.
KRISTEN JOHNSTON

I am quite shy and people think I'm aloof.
KRISTEN STEWART

I think romance is anything honest. As long as it's honest, it's so disarming.
KRISTEN STEWART

And to be different is great. You don't want to be the same.
KRISTEN JOHNSTON

When you go out of your comfort zone and it works there's nothing more satisfying.
KRISTEN WIIG

It's hard to actually take details from your personal life and apply them a scene because, as mu...
KRISTEN STEWART

I really, specifically, love acting, and I think it's a really cool thing to be really indulgent...
KRISTEN STEWART

I would never cheapen my relationships by talking about them.
KRISTEN STEWART

I have brothers, and that so-called boyish quality was something that I was deathly self-conscious a...
KRISTEN STEWART

But, I'm kind of a control freak. I get really freaked out if I don't know what's going ...
KRISTEN STEWART

I want a cheeseburger so badly, but I have to be a vampire in a few weeks.
KRISTEN STEWART

I would have been very happy just working from job to job, paying my rent one movie at a time. I nev...
KRISTEN STEWART

I do want to work on writing, because writing's a skill. Writing is something that you can train...
KRISTEN STEWART

It's a funny thing: You want so badly for people to see what you do - you're proud of it - a...
KRISTEN STEWART

Girls are scary. Large groups of girls scare the crap out of me.
KRISTEN STEWART

Success is always something completely different to people. I feel like I've succeeded, if I'...
KRISTEN STEWART

Sure, 'Twilight' is really huge right now and everybody's freaking out over it, but it w...
KRISTEN STEWART

I had to act in a school play when I was about ten years old. I really didn't want to do it. But...
KRISTEN STEWART

I have really bad luck with my thumbs. It plagues me, actually. It drives me crazy! Both of them are...
KRISTEN STEWART

I go outside, and I'm wearing a funky T-shirt and my hair is dirty, and people say, 'What...
KRISTEN STEWART

I just really am trying, trying, all the time. But I like to be scared. I love to suddenly feel out ...
KRISTEN STEWART

You have to be OK with your own fears. If you're an honest person, you'll make mistakes, but...
KRISTEN STEWART

I never expected that this would be my life.
KRISTEN STEWART

It's okay', you know? It's okay to be you. It's okay to just not be okay. It's o...
KRISTEN STEWART

When I dress up, I have to have a lot of help. I was in a T-shirt until a few minutes ago.
KRISTEN STEWART

Really, I'm incredibly disjointed and not candid. Just in general, my thoughts tend to come out ...
KRISTEN STEWART

I'm asked all the time in interviews about who I am, and I know a few people my age who have a s...
KRISTEN STEWART I have the best roommates in the world! It creates a fun sense of family... and that's really im...
KRISTEN BELL

Then she declared loudly, “Smoke break!” and everyone’s eyes came to us, some of them shocked ...
KRISTEN ASHLEY

Not one fuckin’ thing gentlemanly about protecting what’s yours. Looks like you’re gonna lose ...
KRISTEN ASHLEY

He put the knuckles of his fist to the table, leaned toward Niles and spoke quietly, cuttingly, in h...
KRISTEN ASHLEY

Wherever it takes me, good to know in the end, it’ll lead back to you.
KRISTEN ASHLEY I loved Catholic school. I didn't like being beeped at by old pervs at the gas station because I...
KRISTEN BELL There is one absolute truth. The sum of my existence equals you.
KRISTEN CALLIHAN

It sounds so cheesy, but there's something very powerful about looking in the mirror and asking ...
KRISTEN WIIG

My way was not to be the petite, gorgeous, little cheerleader. My way of getting by was making peopl...
KRISTEN JOHNSTON Think of the Christmas present
of gashes you opened when, in an attempt
to be Superman, y...
KRISTEN HENDERSON Oblong stones sink
slow and sideways. Shaped
by the weight of waves,
dutifully vibr...
KRISTEN HENDERSON He may take long walks
in the raining dark
almost aimlessly
to a spot of soaked grass...
KRISTEN HENDERSON

I've always had an aversion to looking sexy, but I've grown out of it.
KRISTEN STEWART

There are things that directors know about me that people shouldn't know. But everyone's rea...
KRISTEN STEWART

I've worked with women who I've never wanted to tell anything about myself to, and I've ...
KRISTEN STEWART I'm not in the business of becoming famous. And that's the advice I give to younger aspiring...
KRISTEN BELL I love playing the bad girl.
KRISTEN RENTON

I like making pies. I have a bunch of fruit trees in my backyard. My loquat tree sprouted, and I lik...
KRISTEN STEWART I loved Veronica right off the bat. She was so strong and I think it is so important because there a...
KRISTEN BELL

The strangest part about being famous is you don't get to give first impressions anymore. Everyo...
KRISTEN STEWART Whether our caretaker was our mom, dad, uncle, aunt, grandparent, foster parent, or sibling, our blu...
KRISTEN CROCKETT I have always been an animal lover. I had a hard time disassociating the animals I cuddled with - do...
KRISTEN BELL

I don't want to be Angelina Jolie. Not that Angelina Jolie is not the most talented, beautiful, ...
KRISTEN STEWART I'm very used to playing the tomboy or the sarcastic cynic. That's my go-to. Playing the vul...
KRISTEN BELL

I would laugh at all my provincial inmates, but I’m too busy lusting. I’m not usually interested...
KRISTEN CHANDLER Do you not understand?” he whispered. “I have never belonged to anyone. Not since I was a child....
KRISTEN CALLIHAN

I don't want to discredit people's individuality, but I think people are pretty much the sam...
KRISTEN STEWART I don't like staying in hotels. I like to be in my own bed. San Diego as a city is really awesom...
KRISTEN BELL This is not to be cocky, but, I go over real well at Comic-Con. I've done quite a few Comic-Cons...
KRISTEN BELL Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater,
Had a wife and couldn't keep her.
Of course you cannot keep a ...
KRISTEN MCKEE Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her dear dog a bone.
Though the cupb...
KRISTEN MCKEE There was an old woman
Who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children
And she still k...
KRISTEN MCKEE Rock-a-bye Baby
In the tree top
When the wind blows
The cradle will rock.
When...
KRISTEN MCKEE

I like people-watching and fading into crowds.
KRISTEN JOHNSTON

There are certain things in 'Twilight'... As much as I'm proud of that movie and I do li...
KRISTEN STEWART I can rock out anything. I mean, I can rock out a little 'Time After Time'. I can do a littl...
KRISTEN BELL

I was such a dork. I was too big. I was really gangly.
KRISTEN JOHNSTON Tournaments like this take the pressure off for a little while because we know that no matter what h...
KRISTEN PALOMBO

Hopefully my fan base doesn't lock me into 'Twilight,' you lose yourself. You should do ...
KRISTEN STEWART What was previously perceived as nerdy is now viewed as original. What I like about nerdiness, geeki...
KRISTEN BELL

Masses of girls identified with Bella in a really profound way, for want of a better word. The conne...
KRISTEN STEWART I'm a geek who loves fashion. There's been a reinvention of the word geek. It means being pa...
KRISTEN BELL I'm kind of scared. It sounds like it just hits you out of nowhere, but I feel good.
KRISTEN O'NEILL

Acting is such a personal thing, which is weird because at the same time it's not. It's for ...
KRISTEN STEWART

What you don't see are the cameras shoved in my face and the bizarre intrusive questions being a...
KRISTEN STEWART I feel a strange sensation brewing inside of me. It tickles my throat and forces my lips into a grin...
KRISTEN SIMMONS

I think I'm a bit less inhibited, and not thinking too much before speaking. It's not about ...
KRISTEN STEWART

Relax Mara,” he said softly, his eyes going super warm. “I don’t bite.”

I wished ...
KRISTEN ASHLEY

I think people like to see the lives of artists that are legends. They always go through the dark pe...
KRISTEN WIIG You know, it's never wise to tempt the devil"
His gaze lowered to her hand, still locked in his...
KRISTEN CALLIHAN Witnesses saw him with his arm around her throat. He had bashed her head into a pole, breaking her f...
KRISTEN SPIELER There are so few strong roles for women, especially young women. And Veronica is very serious but al...
KRISTEN BELL It was not so much that he was shut out, but that she was trapped inside.
KRISTEN HEITZMANN I wonder what became of you, your Johnny
Rotten skin, no Emerald City eyes.
You'd have bee...
KRISTEN HENDERSON

The weddings that I've been in have been pretty mellow.
KRISTEN WIIG

If you love it, and work really hard at it, it will really happen, I believe. I'm living proof.
KRISTEN JOHNSTON

You should never step outside of your life and look at it like it's this malleable thing you can...
KRISTEN STEWART Everybody's got a little bit of diva deep down inside. We all want to be that star.
KRISTEN BENTLEY

May feel like you're falling', Tabby, but remember, I'm at the bottom ready to catch you.
KRISTEN ASHLEY As a woman still,
without the right kind of mouth,
my tongue’s of no use.
KRISTEN HENDERSON I drop my face to my hands and scrub hard.

"I wish I had your boobs," I hear Sam announc...
KRISTEN PROBY I need your strength. Yes i am a badass, but there are times that i need someone to hold me up too, ...
KRISTEN PROBY I want to kiss him for caring enough to be jealous, and smack the shit out of him for being so jealo...
KRISTEN PROBY Honey, I don’t run. If you ever see me running, you’d better start running too ‘cause that mea...
KRISTEN PROBY No one else will ever know the strength of my love for you. After all, you’re the only one who kno...
KRISTEN PROBY Nat, how do you spell orgasm?"
"You don't spell it, you feel it
KRISTEN PROBY It feels unbelievable. It still hasn't sunk in yet.
KRISTEN NASH They have to have an appropriate way of getting their trash picked up and removed from the facility.
KRISTEN MEYER Mentally, it took a while. It was a big step back. The team was blossoming and coming together while...
KRISTEN NEWLIN I'm not homely enough to play the nerdy girl and not nearly pretty enough to play the pretty gir...
KRISTEN BELL I'm more of a homebody. I'm constantly asked: 'Why don't we see you out?' But th...
KRISTEN BELL

I was in love. Perhaps not with the man of my dreams, but with a man that was more man than any I’...
KRISTEN ASHLEY

Out there, King Lahn is a fierce warrior but in here, my Lahn… kah Lahn is sweet.
KRISTEN ASHLEY

Then I whispered, “I love you, my Lahn,” and heard the swift hiss of his intake of breath. Then ...
KRISTEN ASHLEY

What has been has been but what will be is what we make of it.
KRISTEN ASHLEY

...not just to exist, not just to breathe in and breathe out, but to live.
KRISTEN ASHLEY

Love is everything.
KRISTEN ASHLEY

You weren’t born princess, Finnie Drakkar, but that does not mean you’re not one.
KRISTEN ASHLEY

You are, my wee Finnie, beyond my wildest dreams.
KRISTEN ASHLEY

I love you, Frey. I’m in love with you. So in love, I’ll never stop loving you. Not ever. You, e...
KRISTEN ASHLEY

She waits for me at windows and buys me dragons. There are reasons we walk this earth, I’m coming ...
KRISTEN ASHLEY

I like being in movies that have a great story. I'm not so interested in being a Hollywood star....
KRISTEN STEWART

I used to sleep the sleep of someone who knew she was loved. Now, I didn't.
KRISTEN ASHLEY Sometimes we assume that the new person in our life is better for us because they are totally differ...
KRISTEN CROCKETT We have a solution that fixes the problem, and we're confident that this is going to be the right re...
KRISTEN KINLEY When we have seen the fire reports increasing, we have recalled those vehicles and replaced those sw...
KRISTEN KINLEY We have not determined at this time that there is a defect with the switch, but for reasons we still...
KRISTEN KINLEY We have been asked why we have not expanded the recall. The last thing we want to do is make an impo...
KRISTEN KINLEY Our analysis of government data shows that Ford F-150 performs as well, or better than, other pick-u...
KRISTEN KINLEY we'll be reviewing the reports that they've received to better understand the allegations.
KRISTEN KINLEY This will not impact the plant. It is a pretty simple procedure, they are just tying the battery cab...
KRISTEN KINLEY We are acting very quickly on this issue so we are hoping it should not affect the brand.
KRISTEN KINLEY

Seriously. Who needed a real lover when you had a handsome, affectionate man who adored you, put a b...
KRISTEN ASHLEY I'm not a vain person at all.
KRISTEN CRUZ This semester has been worse than other semesters. I am a senior taking three 400 level math classes...
KRISTEN JORDAN I'm empathetic to a fault. I really do - embarrassingly enough - tear up when someone squishes a...
KRISTEN BELL

I lived in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, until eighth grade, and then my high-school years were in Roches...
KRISTEN WIIG

There's no way to eloquently put this. I just can't go to the mall. It bothers me that I can...
KRISTEN STEWART I don't want to hear 'welcome to Dunkin Donuts.' I don't want to hear that. I don't want to have to ...
KRISTEN ONORATO

People sometimes get a little extra criticism when they try something that they don't normally d...
KRISTEN WIIG A lot of auditions are not fun; they're just a necessary evil, and, if you're lucky, you hav...
KRISTEN CONNOLLY I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn't that funny? The tables ha...
KRISTEN BELL However we do the numbers, it's just not feasible for Kenny and I to do this another year. We tried ...
KRISTEN DIXON The reality is that most of us communicate the same way that we grew up. That communication style be...
KRISTEN CROCKETT A giant motherboard of geese,
unruffled by the state
police, swarmed in unison,
in ha...
KRISTEN HENDERSON Fairy-child, if only you should take my hand, I would show you things beyond your wildest dreams.”...
KRISTEN HUBBARD I don't understand why he was invited to give a victim impact statement. Why Mayor Giuliani? I don't...
KRISTEN BREITWEISER We have tried everything, including Teflon.
KRISTEN GUNSTAD Don’t cry,” he whispers. “Just let me do what I do best, baby. Let me take care of you.” “...
KRISTEN PROBY Behind us are two or three dozen country people from the outlying towns. With them are cages of chic...
KRISTEN SIMMONS His green eyes blazed with desire; such a different look than I'd known before. Chase had studied me...
KRISTEN SIMMONS All girls hit that phase where they like the bad boy. I grew out of that really young and I have a w...
KRISTEN BELL I write for pages,
get lost in the mezzanine
hidden from stages.
KRISTEN HENDERSON ... Mary bit her lip. “She is merely saying hello.”
Oh, I am, Tottie agreed. I’...
KRISTEN CALLIHAN Ah, now,” crooned Adam, “here we are, then.” With infinite care, as though he were handling a ...
KRISTEN CALLIHAN Such is a community
of inviolable immunity, protected
from tampering or harpooning
mu...
KRISTEN HENDERSON Listen,” whispers Dario. “How still it is.” They stand under a darkened archway, the only soun...
KRISTEN CAVEN The cable liner is pushing out and stopping the accelerator pedal from going back to its original po...
KRISTEN KINLEY Everybody can attest to the fact that anybody in the Pac-10 can beat anybody.
KRISTEN KOVESDY Well, I am also pretty confident that I’ve got your number,” Jake told her, glancing at her agai...
KRISTEN CASEY …Jake caught the briefest glimpse of a demure set of pale pink lingerie, and then Molly was airbor...
KRISTEN CASEY Packing some heat there, aren’t you Officer?”
Jake looked down and yanked on the hem of hi...
KRISTEN CASEY I’m going to fuck you so hard, you won’t remember your own name.
KRISTEN PROBY I want him. Right now. “In me,” I whisper. He smiles against my lips. “Impatient?” “Horny.
KRISTEN PROBY Just do me a solid and keep condoms in your purse. Just in case.” “That doesn’t help me keep m...
KRISTEN PROBY I was just a sophomore and I don't think I really comprehended what a big deal it was to go to the t...
KRISTEN O'NEILL Edward chuckled into her mouth.
“Like that, do you?” he murmured. “So do I.” KRISTEN CASEY Even while starting out I took things very seriously; I wasn't the sort of kid that would do a d...
KRISTEN STEWART I like watching
from inside, as if locked away
and stealing the distinct pleasure
...
KRISTEN HENDERSON It's a team goal for the program, even looking ahead towards the summertime and next season, setting...
KRISTEN COUTOULAKIS When George spotted the pinup girl of his fondest fantasies across that cheesy bar, he had no idea w...
KRISTEN CASEY Finding peace and contentment with Evernight—two emotions he was certain he’d never found in bed...
KRISTEN CALLIHAN Through a trick lighting technique
the skyline was made and faded
with the care of a poi...
KRISTEN HENDERSON I'm 19, and, being a public figure, I'm supposed to present myself in a certain way, but it&...
KRISTEN STEWART He utilizes
form for a striking lecture;
young poets shiver

inexperience,
...
KRISTEN HENDERSON I'm carded for R-rated movies. And I get talked down to a lot. When I try to go rent a car or bu...
KRISTEN BELL There was a little girl
Who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
Wh...
KRISTEN MCKEE Rule Number One in the India Savage Life Code: When in doubt or possible trouble, lie.
KRISTEN ASHLEY Once, I took the penny whistle
you gave me and discovered a spot
by the roaring falls whe...
KRISTEN HENDERSON I would rather have a small part in a really great movie than a big one in one that I'm not too ...
KRISTEN WIIG Yeah, I got her,” Will confirms.
“Who you got?” I ask.
“You, drunk girl. Come on.�...
KRISTEN PROBY I tried to close my ears to the strange worshipful chanting and fix my mind on God, but the Egyptian...
KRISTEN REED For a brief moment the previous day, I’d felt a flicker of kinship with him because of my own barr...
KRISTEN REED We finished Jose's blood and did it react? No. Okay so Jose has O negative.
KRISTEN BOOGHBY There's an idea about who I am that's eternally projected onto me, and then I almost feel li...
KRISTEN STEWART God gave us a variety of ways to get hurt out and do it clean. Blood cleans a wound. Tears clean a d...
KRISTEN ASHLEY I'm not a risk taker. I don't do plunging necklines or really short skirts. I try to stay as...
KRISTEN BELL Hold on tight, Cherie
KRISTEN ASHLEY She stared.
Then she busted out laughing.
And that was it.
All that he needed.
C...
KRISTEN ASHLEY And who shall you be once you don your grand disguise?"
"La luna," she said with a smile.
...
KRISTEN CALLIHAN Everyone always says, 'Kristen got 'Panic Room' because she looks like Jodie Foster.'...
KRISTEN STEWART Iskari let others define her because she thought she didn't have a choice. Because she thought she w...
KRISTEN CICCARELLI She nodded, grabbed her purse out of the drawer and skedaddled, walking like she was on a catwalk, o...
KRISTEN ASHLEY Nicole is especially stunning on this event. People are really going to be impressed with her skill ...
KRISTEN SMYTH I don't want to be pigeonholed into doing just romantic comedies. But they're fun, and espec...
KRISTEN BELL I've had mine one year and it's already obsolete.
KRISTEN HALL Go to him, Sweet Pea.
KRISTEN ASHLEY You're cute in the morning," he told me.

"I am?" I asked.

"Cute and sweet." KRISTEN ASHLEY

My sensibilities are like, 'I want it to be weirder.'

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