My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.

My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.

I'm going to get an MRI to find out whether I have claustrophobia.

I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.