My mother-in-law was with me during all four of my births and when she was sitting next to me holding my hand during the cesareans, well, I craved that.

I don't remember my mother ever playing with me. And she was a perfectly good mother. But she had to do the laundry and clean the house and do the grocery shopping.

My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.

Plastic surgery is like a big elephant sitting in the Hollywood living room.

My favorite body part? My feet. They're not pretty, but they get me where I want to go.

We did an episode where she goes out to get a job and she gets fired because she's not good. They hire a babysitter to help out and she finds out she hates the fact that the kids have more fun with the sitter than her.