My most recent purchase was a black lace corset.

Being stuck in airports, you always end up buying perfume and sunglasses.

I had cleavage that would make Dolly Parton proud. But those things are really heavy and I'm pretty slight of frame, so I took them out. No one even noticed.

The idea of running around and screaming about Jason Voorhees trying to kill you was fun.

I'm off to save the universe again. It's a tough job but someone has to do it, and I'm glad it's me.

I toyed with the idea of pursuing a career as a lawyer just because I like to argue.