I'm off to save the universe again. It's a tough job but someone has to do it, and I'm glad it's me.

Being stuck in airports, you always end up buying perfume and sunglasses.

I had cleavage that would make Dolly Parton proud. But those things are really heavy and I'm pretty slight of frame, so I took them out. No one even noticed.

The idea of running around and screaming about Jason Voorhees trying to kill you was fun.

My most recent purchase was a black lace corset.

I toyed with the idea of pursuing a career as a lawyer just because I like to argue.