My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.