My living in Yorkshire was so far out of the way, that it was actually twelve miles from a lemon.

when life give me a lemon, i make myself an iced tea. mixed it up, it became my favorite

When Life Gives You Lemons you tell life to Get a Life because lemons are a terrible gift.

When life hands you lemonade, don't try to make lemons

We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture polish is made from real lemons.

When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.