We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture polish is made from real lemons.

Teenagers are people who act like babies if they're not treated like adults. -MAD Magazine.

(Parody that is often falsely believed to be a true quote of Mariah Carey's) Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

when life give me a lemon, i make myself an iced tea. mixed it up, it became my favorite

When Life Gives You Lemons you tell life to Get a Life because lemons are a terrible gift.

When life hands you lemonade, don't try to make lemons