My goal is to leave this planet with the biggest carbon footprint I can possibly leave.

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.

If you're eating grassland meat, your carbon footprint is light and possibly even negative.

I'm trying to be as green as I can. As an airline pilot, I have a carbon footprint that's a size 10, so it's pretty hard.

I believe in prescription drugs. I believe in feeling better.

I love French stuff. Mmmm, french fries.