My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.

My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.

Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.