My day jobs... I knew I was bad at those, so I didn't really have the confidence to think that I could do comedy. But I knew I hated the day jobs.

I found a gray hair one of my testicles the today. No, it wasn't mine, but it's frightening.

I found a gray hair on one of my testicles today. No, it wasn't mine, but it's frightening.

I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do, it's what I've been doing and it's what I'm going to keep doing.

A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are to actually go out. They just really want to get a picture to post to their buddies, and that's about it.

I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous.