My dad was a terrible father. Dreadful. But he had a very difficult childhood. He was fostered - he never knew who his father was. So he had a very different attitude to family and kids. I don't have any issues. I'm not suffering some secret angst.
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Related My father had a real short fuse. He had a tough life - had to support his mother and brother at a ve... SAM SHEPARD My father was overbearing. Very controlling. He was always the way he is, even before my success. He... MACAULAY CULKIN My father was a joyous, joyous spirit, he really was. He was a hedonist, that was just - he enjoyed ... CARRIE FISHER He was simply a man ahead of his time. He was the second of two men I knew who never had any prejudi... BUCK O'NEIL My mum left my dad when I was six months old, so I don't know him at all. I had no male figures ... CATHERINE TATE My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who w... BETH DITTO I had a critical father. I'm more like my father. He was a sales rep for pharmaceutical companie... MARTHA STEWART I knew Sinatra for 38 years. He was like my father. Frank Sinatra was my 'dad.' He treated m... TRINI LOPEZ My father was a painter and he taught art. 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ANNE HECHE My father was a man of love. He always loved me to death. He worked hard in the fields, but my fathe... JOHNNY CASH People say, 'Oh, to be the daughter of Picasso!' But it's not as extravagant as it seems... PALOMA PICASSO My father was very energetic; my mother was very energetic. He lived to a very old age, and so did m... DONALD TRUMP I had a very brilliant father who was not only intellectual, but was street-smart and very curious t... IRIS APFEL I'm Muhammad Ali's daughter, but my father and I are very different in that area. I don'... LAILA ALI I'm lucky in that I don't like sweet things at all. My father loved cakes to such a degree t... FELICITY KENDAL My father was a lesson. He had his own bakery, and it was closed one day a week, but he would go any... CHRISTOPHER WALKEN I'm 100 percent convinced that Pablo Escobar was a human being. And he was a very interesting on... WAGNER MOURA He was real close to his family, his friends and God. He just wanted to help people. He had a very c... GARY MACE My family is part Creole, and we're Indian, and we're also very, very black. My father was s... MERRY CLAYTON There was a great strain in our family because my father didn't want anything to do with me. He ... CAROL VORDERMAN Grissom comes from a place where we know he had a deaf mother, he was raised in a silent household, ... WILLIAM PETERSEN I think working with Johnny Depp was very intimidating. It was my fault though. I mean he's a to... FRANKA POTENTE So my father was a person who never lied to me. If I had a question, he answered it. I knew a lot of... NICK CANNON My dad was an amazing father. He was very loving and supportive. He was the best dad you could ever ... KRISTIN HAWKINS My father was a certain kind of man - I saw how he treated my mother and his family and how he treat... SIDNEY POITIER I was a Yankee fan in Brooklyn because my father was a Yankee fan. And my father was required to liv... RUDY GIULIANI My father and I had a good relationship, it was very relaxed. He had a lot of humour. He looked a li... MICHAEL HANEKE My father wasn't perfect. He had a temper. I took some of that. He would snap, but the older he ... ADAM SANDLER My dad was very intelligent, had a very strong personality. I was amazed with my father. DOLORES HUERTA My dad said, 'The thing that I was told that was really helpful was that I mustn't be afraid... TOM HOOPER I was really proactive in trying to heal my family. I wouldn't give up. My whole life was about ... SOPHIE B. HAWKINS My father loved baseball and he cultivated my talent. I don't think he ever had any doubt in his... BOB FELLER I had a fairly enlightened dad, though if you looked at his resume, it might not seem that way. He w... HUGH JACKMAN 'Master Harold' is about me as a little boy, and my father, who was an alcoholic. There'... ATHOL FUGARD Growing up, my father was a financial analyst for an oil company. He was just a regular dad. And whe... ERIC MCCORMACK My father was champion of North Africa and he beat the European champ. He was very good, a professio... OLIVIER MARTINEZ Obviously, at this age, I've lost people in my life. But with a parent, it's just different.... CAROL LEIFER He was not a runner, my father, but he was quick. I always remember it was very difficult to escape ... HAILE GEBRSELASSIE My sensei was a British karate champion named Brian Fitkin. He was my mentor and because I had a har... DOLPH LUNDGREN When I was a teenager, my father went bust. He could have declared himself bankrupt, but he was an h... JO NESBO My father had a series of blue-collar jobs and never made more than $20,000 a year. When I was seven... HOWARD SCHULTZ My father was kicked out of the National Front. He does whatever he wants. It doesn't concern me... MARINE LE PEN I don't think you could change my father; he is a very strong character. He believes totally in ... SUSAN FORD I will follow in my father's footsteps. My father set the bar very high. He was a wonderful lead... JIGME KHESAR NAMGYEL WANGCHUCK This was a young man who had a very rough time growing up, but he never showed that, never complaine... EDWARD ROMERO My father was 40 when he had me, so he was more a grandparent than a parent. KARAN JOHAR He had paranoid delusions. But I have no doubt that Father Chevedden was accurate in what he describ... GEORGE MALOOF I had a very hard father. I had two sisters. He was soft on them and hard on me. ALBERT GUBAY My father was in a dance band, and I wanted to do what he did, play the saxophone, but I couldn'... PETE TOWNSHEND My father's family came from Virginia and Philadelphia. He wasn't a brother who talked a lot... ICE T I was from a poor Jewish family in the South Bronx. My father was a plumber, but when I was 16, he g... LEONARD SUSSKIND It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was. ANNE SEXTON My father was a tomato farmer. There is the phrase that says he or she worked their fingers to the b... SIDNEY POITIER My father had a brilliant scholastic record in high school and was awarded a college scholarship. Un... TONY VISCONTI I've met the Dalai Lama briefly, but I would probably say my grandfather was the wisest person I... SALMAN RUSHDIE My father was a successful real estate developer, and he was a very tough man but a good man. My fat... DONALD TRUMP If you don't have a father, you don't miss it, because you don't know what it is. It was... GLORIA VANDERBILT I was the one that in a very overconfident immigrant way thought I knew exactly how to raise my kids... AMY CHUA God bless Dad, he came to every one of my shows. I was bad, and I had horrible stage fright. My dad ... KIRK DOUGLAS My father used to act in high school. He was in a production of 'Othello;' I don't know ... LUPITA NYONG'O I had a very normal, very typical American childhood. My father worked for the government at the Pen... JEFF KINNEY Until he lost all his money, my father was a successful north London Jewish businessman. He was unus... ANTHONY HOROWITZ I was taught by my father. He was head of the primary school so I went to his school until I was 11 ... AMANDA BURTON I was just studying with my father, a very difficult task for me since he was a great, great Qawwali... NUSRAT FATEH ALI KHAN I had a very artistic bohemian childhood. My father was an actor and a mime. VONDA SHEPARD He's a very strange guy, my father. I can't get mad at him because he's so adorable. CARRIE FISHER And I started with this: I have not painted at all my childhood. In fact, I never painted. But I hel... JOSEF ALBERS It was a very hard battle because he had a lot of medical issues and side effects. He was very limit... DEBORAH FORBIS My father was my teacher. But most importantly he was a great dad. BEAU BRIDGES I've done my work and I'm happy with it... I respect my father very much, but I'm a very different p... BRANDON LEE I have lots of memories of my father. He was an incredible father. We all loved him to death. He'... PARIS-MICHAEL KATHERINE JACKSON Fly you crows. My father was not a spectacle. He was the greatest man I ever knew. He was my everyth... STACEY LEE My father was always slightly bemused by my success. Although he knew that I had reasonable intellig... TERRY WOGAN I think I'm a much better father as an older man than I was with my first kids. Occasionally, I ... KRIS KRISTOFFERSON I was just four when a hired teenage field hand attempted to molest me. Miraculously, I got away, an... CAROLYN BYERS RUCH My father was the role model I looked up to. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life aft... TRACY MORGAN I don't think my mother and father ever had any doubts about what I was to be punished for or no... B. F. SKINNER I don't know what it's like to have a typical father figure. He's not the dad who's ... TIFFANY TRUMP There was a great complexity to my father. He was a devoted family man. But, in the same breath, he ... CHRISTIAN BALE My real father died when I was two years old, so I never knew him. He was a barber in Chicago. DONALD JOHANSON Mark Twain was very unhappy with himself for various reasons. He was very unhappy with America of th... JOYCE CAROL OATES John Barth, I think, was really a writer of my own age and somewhat of my own temperament, although ... JOHN UPDIKE My father had died, and very swiftly, too, of cancer of the esophagus. He was 79. I am 61. In whatev... CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS But my father was also the one who told me I needed to clean up my mouth or I'd never find a man... ZOSIA MAMET My father, we bumped heads when I was younger, much younger... I had different ideas that I shared w... ZIGGY MARLEY I grew up in a completely bookless household. It was my father's boast that he had never read a ... JOHN LE CARRE When I was 5, my father was very much my hero. And he ran for political office in a very thankless c... HOWARD WARREN BUFFETT I've had teammates I didn't get along with, who hasn't? I've never had a teammate ca... CURT SCHILLING My uncle was a hero, Lewis Roundtree. He was not even related to me really, but he was always called... ED BRADLEY I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coole... ADAM SANDLER My childhood was defined by my father's absence. His presence looms so large. Up until the age o... SAID SAYRAFIEZADEH When I was a kid, my father didn't really have much hope for me. He thought I was a dreamer; he ... FRANK GEHRY
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