I admire writers such as Elmore Leonard who can nail a character in three or four lines of dialogue, so he doesn't need pages of back story or clumsy exposition.
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Related It ends or it doesn't. That’s what you say. That’s how you get through it. The tu... CAITLYN SIEHL Mark Twain was a great traveler and he wrote three or four great travel books. I wouldn't say th... PAUL THEROUX Just because something is on trend doesn't mean you have to embrace it. You can look at it and a... AERIN LAUDER I see so, so many novels written by people who are obviously short story writers. What they end up d... STEPHEN GRAHAM JONES I could never be the kind of writer who went to the set of the movie and fussed and fretted about, &... ALAN MOORE I just can't feel lukewarm about a character. I either despise her, admire her, or don't und... VERA FARMIGA I have tried to create main characters who are drastically different from the types who generally ap... STIEG LARSSON If Home Depot doesn't have it, Mark Bradford doesn't need it. MARK BRADFORD The books we love, they love us back. And just as we mark our places in the pages, those pages leave... JAY KRISTOFF The myth of writer as, like, Asperger-style misanthrope, or, like, the Jack Nicholson, 'As Good ... PATRICK ROTHFUSS I make films about black women and it doesn't mean that you can't see them as a black man, d... AVA DUVERNAY I have a new method of poetry. All you got to do is look over your notebooks... or lay down on a cou... ALLEN GINSBERG Bausch is a wonderful storyteller. He's a mature writer who has a lot of confidence in the quali... ETHAN CANIN Let's talk about Connie Britton, who I love. I don't know of a person who doesn't love h... MAGGIE CAREY You know, what I like about 'The Family Tree' is it's a kitchen sink movie; you can'... DERMOT MULRONEY You need an actor who can maintain a character over a long period of time. If you have a weak actor,... DAVID L. WOLPER This is our culture, and I don't care who the musician is, if he avoids black people, then he is... BETTY CARTER I think you'll see a lot more offense from us this year. We have so many veterans coming back. Our s... GREG MOORE People who purchased three or four years back today are finding money to redecorate their homes. Thi... FAROOQ KATHWARI I had a book, which was stolen, the art of the life of the character, in which you present a whole l... MARGUERITE YOUNG Some of the writers definitely got inspired by some of the story lines, but we are evolving in the &... ELODIE YUNG You are a victim of your own neural architecture which doesn't permit you to imagine anything ou... LEONARD SUSSKIND If your character doesn't express himself or doesn't feel confident expressing himself, then... EDDIE MARSAN Everyone know is, soul does it or it doesn't exist it really doesn't matter. What does it matter is ... DEYTH BANGER I love a great conspiracy story. Who doesn't? HOMARO CANTU It doesn't matter who likes you or doesn't like you, all that matters is that God likes you.... JOEL OSTEEN I just freestyle. I don't actually write the words on paper. It's just whatever comes into m... TORY LANEZ It doesn't need to be happy so to be interesting, there are outside sad stories which are also inter... DEYTH BANGER I'm such a believer in 'if you're beautiful on the inside it really shows on the outside... MEGAN PARK I'll do manicures, but I won't wear nail polish because I don't have time to change it, ... IVANKA TRUMP That's what was so amazing about 'Mulan.' Here is this story with all Chinese characters... MING-NA WEN I really wasn't on the Dallas set much. I did three or four episodes so I didn't see too muc... TED SHACKELFORD There's nowhere to hide in the theatre. You can't be the one in rehearsal who doesn't kn... KEELEY HAWES You want to try and bring a character to life in an honest a way as you possibly can. It doesn't... SCOTT BAKULA In my 20 years of baseball, I've been misquoted three or four times, and for someone who talks a... CURT SCHILLING I kind of dislike 'For Whom the Bell Tolls,' but most of Hemingway in general, mainly becaus... CHRISTOPHER MOORE I don't write shows with dialogue where actors have to memorize dialogue. I write the scenes whe... LARRY DAVID I pluck with my fingernails. If I break a nail, I can't cancel a concert. So I can make a nail o... DAVID RUSSELL With the novels, I try to write a few pages a day - it doesn't sound much, but it can be difficu... CATHERINE FISHER I don't work out or watch what I eat - but I need to start so it doesn't catch up to me. CAMERON DALLAS I don't have time to worry about who I admire or who I identify with. PAT NIXON Green Arrow was a very complicated character to take on because he has archaic weaponry. Catwoman, I... ANN NOCENTI Ultimately it doesn't matter whether you go forwards or backwards: you need to live your life as... ERIC ROTH What else does a manager do but push buttons? He doesn't hit, he doesn't run, he doesn't... EARL WEAVER I can't conceive of nursing babies and taking care of children and writing, too. I know there ar... ELLEN GILCHRIST The opening lines of a book are so important. You really need to somehow charm your reader. If you c... TATIANA DE ROSNAY It's overwhelming, pages and pages of things you don't really understand as a lay person or just as ... BILL BIXBY It begins with the kind of story the writers want to tell. We never sit around in those retreats and... JASON AARON A character wandering around asking, 'Who am I?' isn't, in and of itself, a story I'... GREG RUCKA The short story can't really hold an interesting event. It can't hold a death or a war or a ... ETHAN CANIN My thing about looking good is that it should be the character. If I'm playing a character who... AIDAN QUINN I'm always writing from some difficult place and seeing how the character survives... or doesn... ADAM SILVERA I like Ned Leeds. I love the character so much. He's a very new character in the MCU. I think he... JACOB BATALON I can't live in a world where there are only, like, four kinds of women. Or where every woman is... CAITLIN MORAN I don't do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil's show. He's a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn... RON WHITE A 527 doesn't have a wife. It doesn't have a brother-in-law who knows a lot about politics, ... ROGER STONE Some days I'm lucky to squeeze out a page of copy that pleases me, but I get as many as six or s... DEAN KOONTZ We give you this story. It is for the audience to be moved and gut wrenched, not us. It isn't as... LINDA LAVIN I can't imagine a person becoming a success who doesn't give this game of life everything he... WALTER CRONKITE I don't think of the characters as being good or bad because that doesn't help me as a write... BRYAN COGMAN There are writers whose first drafts are so lean, so skimpy, that they must go back and add words, s... NANCY KRESS The average person doesn't understand what a stem cell is. There's a lack of health literacy... RICHARD CARMONA It doesn't do good to open doors for someone who doesn't have the price to get in. If he has... RONALD REAGAN I don't really approach a character as to whether or not it's good or bad. I just approach a... ZACHARY QUINTO He can play the one, two or three, and we've talked about the four or five, ... You can find a bunch... CARROLL DAWSON The movies I usually do are maybe three or four weeks because they don't have a lot of money. CATHERINE KEENER This little hobbit saves the world. The wizard kills the dragon and saves the town. So many people c... R. A. SALVATORE I can't bear art that you can walk round and admire. A book should be either a bandit or a rebel... D. H. LAWRENCE Always, your work is the same: You have to tell a story, you have to make a character. It doesn'... ELENA ANAYA I don't like that, because there are a lot of people whose works I admire as actors or actresses... LAURA BUSH Well, I love Pink Floyd, so I wouldn't be offended by it. I only intentionally robbed them three... JOSH SILVER The idea of us telling a story where a character doesn't get everything he wants at the end is o... DAN SCANLON My brain is good, but my body is deteriorating. I probably have another two or three years. Or I can... ED KOCH To be honest, I am somebody that, as long as I have a character, it doesn't really matter if it&... HANNAH TOINTON He's an innocent in a lot of ways. He's a very simple person who really doesn't have the... JARED LETO Good guy' or 'bad guy', hero or anti hero; doesn't matter to me, what role I play, o... RUTGER HAUER I laugh when Floyd Mayweather says that if he went back in time he would beat us all. I'll tell ... ROBERTO DURAN Most of us have trouble juggling. The woman who says she doesn't is someone whom I admire but ha... BARBARA WALTERS I love how my sport reaches out to people with the music and story lines, the glory of standing up f... KURT BROWNING I am, as are most writers, just hugely obsessive, and so are many of my closest friends, who tend to... ANDREA BARRETT Art, it seems to me, doesn't need freedom so much as it needs courage and love - some would call... MICHAEL LEUNIG The only thing that I know how to do as an actor, as a trained actor, is you can't villainize th... COREY HAWKINS As a rule, anyone who can tell a good story can write one, so there really need be no mistake about ... JAMES PAYN A sister is the one person you can call in the middle of the night when you can't sleep or the o... DEBORAH TANNEN This thing called chemistry, which I can't define and wouldn't know how to, either works or ... SYDNEY POLLACK Mark Rylance is one of my heroes. I saw 'Jerusalem' four or five times, twice in New York, t... CHARLIE COX I think what is nice about 'Elf,' and why it doesn't play as one long sketch, is that th... JON FAVREAU I can work in films as long as the story doesn't have a realistic nature. If I'm working wit... MANUEL PUIG One industrial age belief is that GDP or GNP is a measure of progress. I don't care if you'r... PETER SENGE As the years pass, I find that writers who were once central to me aren't anymore. I revered Yea... MARGO JEFFERSON We admire virtue in a woman as long as it doesnt get in our way. SACHA GUITRY I believe that stories find writers, writers don't find stories. With the 'Pendragon' se... D. J. MACHALE For me, whether it's in a book or on T.V., a recipe has to be simple. I have a short attention s... AL ROKER Primarily I see myself as so much more than a rapper. I really believe I am the voice for a lot of p... JAY-Z I love a big, character-rich story with a dark heart, with a compelling mystery or some kind of tick... LISA UNGER A woman can be demure, lady-like and the most prim and proper character, and still have a toughness ... KATHERINE MCNAMARA A founder who is in for the short run, or has no passion for the sector he is in, doesn't give m... RATAN TATA The world doesn't need any more mediocrity or hedged bets. ANNE RICE You know, nobody eats in England. Three or four pints of English beer a night fills you. I can't... ANNE DUDLEY Deliver me from writers who say the way they live doesn't matter. I'm not sure a bad person ... ALICE WALKER
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MARK TWAIN Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to... MARK TWAIN We never become really and genuinely our entire and honest selves until we are dead -- and not then ... MARK TWAIN Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. MARK TWAIN All say, How hard it is that we have to die -- a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people... MARK TWAIN Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find... MARK TWAIN Write without pay until somebody offers to pay you. If nobody offers within three years, sawing wood... MARK TWAIN As to the adjective, when in doubt strike it out. MARK TWAIN I am admonished in many ways that time is pushing me inexorably along. I am approaching the threshol... MARK TWAIN Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than... MARK TWAIN The older we grow the greater becomes our wonder at how much ignorance one can contain without burst... MARK TWAIN When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old. MARK TWAIN All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. MARK TWAIN The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do wh... MARK TWAIN To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand ... MARK TWAIN All workers, whether they are employed in the private or public sector, should avoid living 'pay... MARK SKOUSEN Fear is an underrated emotion. And that's why I think it's very dangerous to try and cosset ... MARK GATISS I have a very dear family and very dear friends. They're my rock. These are people who knew me f... MARK RUFFALO There is no better way to quickly buoy hard-pressed homeowners than helping them take advantage of t... 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MARK RUTTE We need not to just kill the boat-smuggling business model: we also need to get rid of this asylum-s... MARK RUTTE We are a mission-driven company. In order to do this, we have to build a great team. And in order to... MARK ZUCKERBERG Potential home buyers have a two-step decision process. First, they determine whether they can affor... MARK ZANDI The best person to get something done is a busy person. MARK BURNETT The Romney candidacy is better than it was four years ago, but it's not clear that it's good... MARK STEYN I don't buy the argument that there can't be a successful independent candidacy for the pres... MARK MCKINNON Having been heavily involved in the planning of a couple of G.O.P. conventions, my view is, we shoul... MARK MCKINNON Mom's dad was in the army, stormed the beach at Normandy, fought through the French hedgerows, t... MARK HOPPUS The Bush tax cuts should be extended permanently for families with annual incomes of less than $250,... MARK ZANDI In my movies, I'm not trying to erase any old image of myself, really. And also I'm not tryi... MARK WAHLBERG When I'm in the middle of making a movie, I have blinders on; it's all about just getting th... MARK WATERS Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person. MARK TWAIN It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal... MARK TWAIN Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired MARK TWAIN It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help. MARK TWAIN Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to. MARK TWAIN Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting... MARK TWAIN To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do. MARK TWAIN Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest. 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