My congratulations to you, sir. Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good.

Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are economical in its use.

If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.

When in doubt, whether to go with your heart or your mind, go with neither. Go with your ass!

I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.

And then this happened. And then this other thing happened. Oh, and I almost forgot to tell you about the time this happened. I should've had this book over for a cup of coffee and a chat.