My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.

My father left Ireland because he did not want to muck horse manure for the rest of his life, and he wanted to come to New York.

George Carlin was great right up to the end of his life. But Richard Pryor was probably the best, most gifted stand-up comedian who will ever live.

It really wasn't a fair chance. I don't regret it. The players saw what was going on and it affected them. But I had a chance to do what I've always wanted to do. I was honored that the university selected me to be their coach.

You don’t have to regret the things you've done, but regret the things you didn’t do when you had the chance.