My biggest dream was to get out of Michigan - to discover life beyond the Sacred Heart Convent.

When the hospital sends for me, when the ambulance comes and I ease my way out of the world, I'd rather be in Detroit, Michigan, than Lenox Hill.

I love Birmingham, Michigan. It's lovely - you know, it's very similar to the Hamptons.

I like glasses so I can go out without my makeup. Just grab your coat and get your hat and go.

Let me tell you about those convents. All that crap about extending the pinkie finger while sipping tea is a myth. Convent schools are breeding grounds for great broads and occasionally one-of-the-boys. Convent schools teach you to play against everything, which is what I'm still doing.

I have not had any of that surgical stuff. I am too curious to find out exactly how I progress every day of my life naturally. That is what fascinates me.