I like glasses so I can go out without my makeup. Just grab your coat and get your hat and go.

I compare Stephen Sondheim with humor, because humor is unanalyzable. You can't analyze humor. You just have to get through it.

My biggest dream was to get out of Michigan - to discover life beyond the Sacred Heart Convent.

I care about money, very much. I want it. I don't ever want to be without it. My mother once said about me, 'Elaine has to have money.'

I like celebrities. I love people who are famous. Always have.

I mention I'm going home, and I'm a star immediately! This used to happen with my boyfriends - as soon as I'd say, 'I gotta go home now,' they fell in love.