Mr. Burns is a father symbol to me, and you can omit the word symbol.

George Burns was the father I never had.

Mr. Burns comes out and flips cigar ashes on his shoes, and makes up about 90 percent of what you hear.

Show me any top entertainer or top business executive, and I'll show you a guy who has mapped out his life from the very start.

I dazzle you with that footwork.

Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. That's the truth. And on that note, I'll say goodnight. God love you.