Mr. Burns comes out and flips cigar ashes on his shoes, and makes up about 90 percent of what you hear.

Mr. Burns is a father symbol to me, and you can omit the word symbol.

George Burns was the father I never had.

Show me any top entertainer or top business executive, and I'll show you a guy who has mapped out his life from the very start.

Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. That's the truth. And on that note, I'll say goodnight. God love you.

My philosophy is to take one day at a time. I don't worry about the future. Tomorrow is even out of sight for me.