Most poor people do not really aspire to end poverty; they merely aspire to escape it.

For a sane person to sincerely be happy that someone has succeeded, they have to either be profiting or likely to profit from that person’s success, or be that person.

More often than not, an inspirational or motivational speaker is someone who makes money from telling us that we can do all of the things that we can do … and pretty much all of the things that we cannot do.

Some people masturbate to temporarily replace their partners when they are absent, whereas some people do that to temporarily live in the present.

Most men would no longer enjoy conversing with most women if they stopped bringing their vaginas along.

Bigheadedness is usually a symptom of small-mindedness.