For a sane person to sincerely be happy that someone has succeeded, they have to either be profiting or likely to profit from that person’s success, or be that person.

More often than not, an inspirational or motivational speaker is someone who makes money from telling us that we can do all of the things that we can do … and pretty much all of the things that we cannot do.

Most men would no longer enjoy conversing with most women if they stopped bringing their vaginas along.

Loneliness tortures many if not most of the elderly more intensely and more frequently than it torments many if not most of us who will never be or have not yet been pushed or pulled into old age.

In reality most human beings are not, to most human beings, more important than money.

Adults who use big words in order to seem intelligent are annoying, especially those who are not intelligent.