Most don't deserve your tears... and the ones that do will never make you cry.

When your wife asks you for your opinion, she doesn't really want your opinion. She wants her opinion - just in a deeper voice.

We are all born to love people and use things. Unfortunately, we grow to love things and use people…

Hold on, and dont put us on hold

With the numerous pay toilets in Russia and Bulgaria - many of which are substandard - it makes one appreciate the Socialist bathrooms we have here in the States. Now, translate this scenario to Healthcare.

My boyfriends have all been as stoical as queen's guards. They'd been patient, committed, and dispassionate, and I'd had to really debase myself to extract any emotion, either grin or grimace, from them.