Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net

Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.

It is the fear of middle-age in the young, of old-age in the middle-aged, which is the prime cause of infidelity, that infallible rejuvenator

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.